Our Current Squad
Where were you born?
Carlisle
What did you want to be when you grew
up?
Helicopter Pilot
What was your first job?
Newspaper Boy
Where and when did you learn to swim?
Trinity School Pool - 1985 and it’s still got the same green stains
on the bottom
Favourite swimming pool and why?
Ullswater because it’s 9 miles long so no stupid turns, the scenery
changes and sometimes they put the wave machine on
Ideal job – other than the one
you have?
Sniper, no customer complaints even when you miss
How do you keep fit other than swimming?
Fly to foreign countries and swim, bike and run in the magnitudes of
2.6 mile, 112 mile and 26.2 mile
Favourite pastime?
Travelling, seeing new places and overdoing triathlons
First record that you bought?
Vague recollection it was a tape of Michael Jackson
Favourite music?
Varies
Favourite city?
Geneva
What or who makes you laugh?
Usually people in some predicament and yes I know my sense of humour
is wrong
Favourite film?
Crocodile Dundee
Favourite author?
Joe Simpson because I’ve met him and he should never have got
to write all his books after his accidents
Favourite book?
Touching The Void - Joe Simpson
Four famous dinner party guests? (Dead
or alive!)
George Washington - So could point out the state the place is in now
and suggest he just give it back to the British to do a proper job
Neil Armstrong - To discuss alternative holiday destinations
Isaac Brunel - He built the place
Captain Charles Upham - To get us served